- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

Feeling people's depression.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

Being only half invisible.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to not finish your

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport through open doors.

Pointless Super Powers