The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!