----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to like any show

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!