The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to see the present

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!