The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!