- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to kill yourself

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the power to see the present

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

Pointless Super Powers