The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The Power to fart glitter

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!