- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power think five times slower.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

the power to melt your bones

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power of christ ;)

the ability to type slower.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to speak only one language

Pointless Super Powers