The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!