The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Acid tears.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!