The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Acid tears.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!