The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to read this.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!