- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to herd cats

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to make yourself forget your life

Invisible handwriting.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to kill yourself

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The ability to hear fish.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to turn any object into food

Pointless Super Powers