- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to have a V8

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of laser pointer vision.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers