The power to smell water.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to live.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!