The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!