The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to see the present

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!