The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!