- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The ability to die on command.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to be super jewish

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be a common person

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

Pointless Super Powers