The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to walk through air.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!