- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to turn toast back into bread

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Pointless Super Powers