The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!