- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The ability to change your weight

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers