The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!