the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to become black!

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!