The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power of fart helium

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!