- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to see white objects in off white.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to have a V8

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to become black!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Pointless Super Powers