The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!