The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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to die when you are happy

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!