The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!