the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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to do nothing

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!