the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to not have a brain!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!