The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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to die when you are happy

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!