- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to not have a brain!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to open doors that are already open

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to understand irony.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

done something sexual with some type of food?

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

Pointless Super Powers