- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The ability to not live forever

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to ejaculate

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

Pointless Super Powers