The power to be fireproof under water

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to fly 3 inches.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to control Rollie pollies

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to make clean socks dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to jerk off without using your hands

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to remove all flavour from food.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to turn into random objects

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

thumb_up thumb_down +163

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

thumb_up thumb_down +133

the power to go slower than a snail :l

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +109

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to teleport yourself one step away

thumb_up thumb_down +109

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!