The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!