The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!