- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kiss your own ass

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

done something sexual with some type of food?

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

Pointless Super Powers