- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers