The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to die.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!