The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!