The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power of words

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!