The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!