- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

Doing a handstand with your feet

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

Being able to fly in place.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Pointless Super Powers