- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to be a gamer

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to be half invisible

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

Pointless Super Powers