The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!