- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make yourself deaf.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to scare female plants.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power... to read this

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

Pointless Super Powers