- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Being able to fly in place.

The power to uncontrally boop

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

Pointless Super Powers