The power to die early.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!